Someone took the tip of a trident tine from the sea god’s statue and Poseidon is pissed. High Priestess Shuretra (actually a Fair to Middling Priestess) has exactly one week to apprehend the perpetrator before everyone in Atlantis goes glug, glug, glug. But can she solve the crime and still find time to run some errands for her mother?

don't touch my trident



Just published my latest short story, “Chunk.” It’s a dystopian tale about a guy who gets the power to go through walls and turn invisible, which could allow him to save the world, but his first priority is to spy on the chick down the hall. It’s not the only “Chunk” on amazon, but it’s probably the weirdest.

The Jade Corpse Caper

Gangster girl Calla O’Gurk braves zombies, mummies and three-headed dogs to swipe an ancient jade statuette from the home of Chicago industrialist Fulminius Squale. Now all she has to do is deliver it to an old lady in New Orleans and her job is done. What could possibly go wrong?

Free Murder

To celebrate the release of Noralei Gloom’s latest lethal tale, “Congo Kill,” I am bundling it with her first two adventures. In addition, from Dec. 29-Jan. 2, the first tale, “The Ghastly Deeds of Miss Noralei Gloom,” will be free. So you have a choice – one Noralei murder, free of charge, or her first three murders bundled together in one ghastly grouping for 99 cents!

Noralei Gloom strikes again!

The infamous Noralei Gloom claims another victim in this second ghastly excerpt from her blood-curdling journal.

Forget Jack the Ripper and Sweeney Todd

Noralei Gloom is here!

In the annals of the London Metropolitan Police, there is one case more infamous than any other, one criminal whose foul deeds have no equal. No, I’m not talking about Jack the Ripper, but Miss Noralei Gloom. This is an excerpt from her journal, revealed here for the first time, despite the strenuous objections of the Metropolitan Police Commissioner and the Home Office, who have suppressed the truth about these ghastly events for over a century.

Retro sci-fi satirical story


I’ve just released “Rocket Chick #1: In the Clutches of the Thugadong”

Will space officer Tacita Pruval be ravished by the dreaded thugadong, or use her bionic body to save herself from his beastial lust? It looks like he has the upper hand, but Tacita has an “ace in the hole” (so to speak), and isn’t afraid to use it.